Canada - Honduras, head to head

I began yesterday's post with some ambition: it was to be a detailed statistical rundown of Jamaica's social, political and footballing history and present, but I quickly ran out of steam. I did quite enjoy compiling the head-to-head record of the Reggae Boyz against Canada, and was quite interested in the results, particularly Canada's all-time home record against the Jamaican team.

Canada's away date will be played in San Pedro Sula.

History against Canada

So, with a little help from our friends (RSSSF and CSA) I put together a chart of Canada's all time performances against their second WCQ opponent, Honduras. A breakdown against Mexico is in the works, but it is longer and uglier and deserves its own post.

Date	Location	Result	CAN	HON	Competition
11/09/80	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	loss	0	2	Friendly
11/12/81	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	loss	1	2	WCQ
12/11/83	San Pedro Sula, Honduras	loss	1	3	Friendly
12/14/83	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	loss	0	1	Friendly
08/25/85	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	win	1	0	WCQ
09/14/85	St. John's, NF	win	2	1	WCQ
10/02/87	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	draw	1	1	Friendly
06/28/91	Los Angeles, USA	loss	2	4	Gold Cup
04/04/93	Tegucigalpa, Honduras	draw	2	2	WCQ
04/18/93	Burnaby, BC	win	3	1	WCQ
01/10/96	Anaheim, USA	win	3	1	Gold Cup
05/30/00	Winnipeg, MB	win	3	1	Friendly
09/04/04	Edmonton, AB	draw	1	1	WCQ
10/09/04	San Pedro Sula, Honduras	draw	1	1	WCQ
07/02/05	Burnaby, BC	loss	1	2	Friendly

Overall, Canada has a slight losing record against Honduras, a 5-4-6 mark (wins - draws - losses). More encouragingly, Canada is 4-1-2 outside of Honduras, and 3-1-1 in matches played on home soil. The lone loss was in a friendly; Canada is 2-1-0 in competitive matches at home to Honduras, including the clincher in St. John's that sent les Rouges to the World Cup.

In scouring these old results, I determined that as recently as 1981 (qualifying for the '82 World Cup), an entire World Cup qualifying group was hosted in a single city or country over a period of 3 weeks. In that year, Canada played El Salvador, Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, and Cuba, all in Tegucigalpa. How shitty must that have been?

Canada has never met Honduras in Montreal, or even the eastern time zone. Home dates have been played at Swangard (2x), Edmonton, Winnipeg, and Newfoundland. In San Pedro Sula, where Canada will play Honduras on October 11th, Canada is 0-1-1 (they are 1-2-3 in their other Honduran escapades, all matches taking place in Tegucigalpa).


Famous Hondurans?

The only other part of yesterday's attempt at thoroughness that I enjoyed was my rundown of famous Jamaicans. It's easy to do: you can play along at home. All you need to do is head over to Google (or your favourite search engine), type in 'famous Hondurans' (or 'Jamaicans' or 'Mexicans' or 'Vulcans' -- you get the idea), choose the first search result, or whichever page looks most amateur, and then ridicule these so-called famous people for being little known or of little service to their country.

Today's edition:

José Cecilio del Valle (1780–1834), a member of the French Academy of Sciences, was an intellectual, a political leader, and the author of the Central American declaration of independence. Francisco Morazán (1799–1842) was the last president of the United Provinces of Central America, which lasted from 1823 to 1839. Father José Trinidad Reyes (1797–1855) founded an institute in 1847 that became the National University. Outstanding literary figures were Marco Aurelio Soto (1846–1908), an essayist and liberal president; Ramón Rosa (1848–93), an essayist and biographer; Policarpo Bonilla (1858–1926), a politician and author of political works; Alberto Membreño (1859–1921), a philologist; Juan Ramón Molina (1875–1908), a modernist poet; Froilán Turcios (1875–1943), a novelist and writer of fantastic tales; and Rafael Heliodoro Valle (1891–1959), a historian and biographer.

If you can tell me a single thing about any of these without googling them, you're a better man (or woman . . . and ladies, I'm single!) than I. Bonus points if you can give me the definition off 'philology' of the top of your head (hint: it's not stamp collecting -- that's philately).

America Ferrera: disloylal to the Honduran cause?

Wikipedia's lengthier listing includes a few names I half-recognize: director Hype Williams, and Ugly Betty, although the country's claim to her is as tenuous as England's claim to a certain OH (Honduran parents, but born in California).

WCQ opponent preview: Jamaica

A quick statistical run down is always a great way to gloss over real stories and match-ups, while emphasizing irrelevant numerical outcomes.

I've got low motivation these days, but as frequency of posting is a key driver of traffic, and blog traffic is pretty much the only thing that can improve my self-esteem, I need to get busy. This seems like an easy way to do so.


Country facts (cribbed from the spooks):

• Natural resources include bauxite, gypsum and limestone ... ganja?
  
• Population: 2,804,332 (if you don't include the other millions or so living in Toronto).
• Government is a constitutional parliamentary democracy (holla!)
• GDP per capita: $7,700
• Canada is #2 buyer of Jamaican exports.

History against Canada

I can't be certain of the results. I consulted two sources: the excellent RSSSF archives page (which unfortunately cuts out after 1999) and the CSA match archives, which conflicted on the date of the April 1997 match (my table sides with the CSA).

Date	Location	Result	CAN	JAM	Competition
03/13/85	Montego Bay, Jamaica	draw	1	1	Friendly
03/17/85	Kingston, Jamaica	draw	0	0	Friendly
04/05/88	Kingston, Jamaica	loss	0	4	Friendly
04/07/88	Montego Bay, Jamaica	draw	0	0	Friendly
07/03/91	Los Angeles, USA	win	3	2	Gold Cup
10/18/92	Kingston, Jamaica	draw	1	1	WCQ
11/01/92	Toronto, ON	win	1	0	WCQ
08/01/95	Toronto, ON	win	3	1	Friendly
04/13/97	Vancouver, BC	draw	0	0	WCQ
09/07/97	Kingston, Jamaica	loss	0	1	WCQ
09/02/99	Toronto, ON	win	1	0	Friendly
09/04/06	Montreal, QC	win	1	0	Friendly
10/08/06	Kingston, Jamaica	loss	1	2	Friendly

If you're scoring at home, stop! It breaks down thusly: in 13 matches, Canada has a record of 5-5-3 (win-draw-loss). In official competition (WCQ/regional championships), it is 3-1-1, 2-1-1 in WCQ.

The stat that jumps out for me is the record in the T-dot: a solid 3-0 record, with only a single goal conceded over the three matches. In fact, Canada has never lost to Jamaica outside of that country, but their record on the island is not so good (0-4-3). It really speaks to how important it is to put one in the win column when Canada visits Kingston on November 19th.


Jamaica in the World Cup

All of the teams in Canada's group have qualified at least once for the World Cup finals, something that is not true of the other groups. Group C, in fact, includes only one team that has previously played on the biggest of stages: Costa Rica.

Jamaica's history is unremarkable save for their surprise qualification for France '98:

• 1930 to 1962 - Did not enter (as until 1962, named British Jamaica)
• 1966 - Did not qualify
• 1970 - Did not qualify
• 1974 - Withdrew from qualification
• 1978 - Did not qualify
• 1982 - Did not enter
• 1986 - Withdrew in qualification semi finals
• 1990 - Did not qualify
• 1994 - Did not qualify
• 1998 - Round 1
• 2002 - Did not qualify
• 2006 - Did not qualify

Famous Jamaicans


This far-from-exhaustive list of famous Jamaicans contains only three names I recognize, and two of them are sprinters that went on to compete for other countries (Ben Johnson and Linford Christie). The other is our favourite pot-smoking reggae icon, Bob Marley.

Bad timing

If you were to ask me what the two biggest Canadian soccer matches of the summer will be, I'd tell you the following:

• The final Cup match between Toronto FC and Montreal, a de facto final of the round-robin tournament. Takes place 22 July at BMO Field.
• The World Cup Qualifying opener against Jamaica. 20 August at BMO Field.

I just consulted my summer schedule, and I won't be around for either of the matches. I won't be there in person, nor will I see them on TV. I won't even be able to find the result until a few days later, because I'll be in the wilderness, for work-related reasons, cut off from all civilization.

While you're watching Canadian soccer, here's where I'll be.

So no live blogs. I may attempt the ever popular three-days-delay blog, but only if I can maintain a cone of silence and download the matches.

Woe is me.

VCup Canadian Content UPDATE

After the 5th match day:

Match	Starters	Subs	Mins	% mins
Montreal
vs Toronto	4	2	426	43%
vs Vancouver	6	1	526	53%
at Vancouver	5	2	473	48%
Totals	15	5	1425	48%
Toronto
at Montreal	3	0	270	27%
vs Vancouver	2	0	180	18%
at Vancouver	1	1	95	10%
Totals	5	0	450	18%
Vancouver
at Montreal	5	1	450	45%
vs Montreal	5	3	480	48%
at Toronto	5	2	458	46%
vs Toronto	4	2	381	38%
Totals	15	6	1388	45%

The single Canadian starter fielded by TFC ('keeper Greg Sutton) and the 5-minute cameo appearance by Kevin Harmse represent the lowest Canadian participation rate of the tournament so far. The suspension to Jim Brennan for accumulated yellows is the real reason, but I'm surprised that dead weight like Robert and Cunningham are given chance after chance to succeed, while young players with potential like Gabe Gala languish on the bench.

The match was a good one, I am told (I was out at a local establishment at the time, alas, no TVs in our area). The result, a 2-2 draw, eliminates Vancouver from contention, even though it is a good performance by the Whitecaps, going unbeaten against the MLS side over two games. The CBC gets it all wrong with their headline: Whitecaps deal another blow to Toronto FC.

Unless the headline writer is imagining an emotional or psychological blow, Toronto FC suffers minimal damage with the result. A loss would have been trouble: they would have needed to beat Montreal by a significant margin on July 22 in order to hoist the cup. But a win against the Whitecaps would have the same effect as a draw: Toronto FC needs only to win by a single goal against the Impact to be champions.

By the way, with his two goal performance yesterday, Eddy Sebrango is the leading goal scorer in the tournament (2 total).

Voyageurs Cup on TV

This is a quick heads up about the Vancouver Whitecaps - Toronto FC match tonight in the Nutrilite Canadian Championship.

It's not on the main CBC network live, but you can watch the whole thing online at the CBC Sports website. In addition, Gol TV is carrying the match, so if you get that channel, you're in luck.

Tune in to see if TFC will field more than a single Canadian player in their starting lineup.

VCup Canadian Content

This is really a partner to yesterday's long-winded post on the Voyageurs Cup. And if you couldn't get through that one, don't despair: according to a recent article in The Atlantic, the interweb is destroying memory and the ability to focus on reading more than a paragraph or three at once.

This one is shorter: a quick glance at the on-field Canadian content from the 4 matches played so far:

Match	Starters	Subs	Mins	% mins
Montreal
vs Toronto	4	2	426	43%*
vs Vancouver	6	1	526	53%
at Vancouver	5	2	473	48%
Totals	15	5	1425	48%
Toronto
at Montreal	3	0	270	27%
vs Vancouver	2	0	180	18%
Totals	5	0	450	23%
Vancouver
at Montreal	5	1	450	45%
vs Montreal	5	3	480	48%
at Toronto	5	2	458	46%
Totals	15	6	1388	47%

[data source]

* The number of Canadian minutes as a percentage of total minutes played for Montreal in the first game could actually be a tick higher, because as a team, they had fewer 'player-minutes' in total. Stefano Pesoli earned the tournament's only red card to date, so the total number of minutes played by all Impact players that night was fewer than the normal 990. I chose, however, to use the percentage to indicate the portion of the maximum possible number of minutes on the field that were awarded to Canadian players.

The Voyageurs Cup

In all the excitement of a busy June for Canada, it was easy for me to overlook one of the most positive developments in Canadian professional soccer in recent memory. And maybe even not so recent history.

In fact, my only real memory at all of Canadian professional soccer is sitting with a dozen or so 10-year olds from my soccer team in a blustery Winnipeg Stadium and nearly catching a ball that was cleared off the rock hard turf and into the stands for a throw-in. I couldn't tell you if the Winnipeg Fury won or lost that game, but they lost in the end when they folded in 1993.

* * * *

That was then, this is now. Toronto FC made a big splash in MLS last year, but much like the Blue Jays or Raptors, the effect on soccer was mostly regional. But when word came out that Canada would have an entry into the newly formed (reformed? renamed?) Concacaf Champions League, a new tournament was born.

Well, not quite. Six years ago, the Voyageurs got together and bought a trophy, and handed it out to the team that performed best in the all-Canadian matchups of the A-League/USL-1 schedule. Montreal have been Voyageurs Cup champions each year, so far.

The format for 2008 is different: since Toronto doesn't play Vancouver or Montreal in league matches, a round-robin tournament would have to be played outside of regular league schedules, with each team playing twice at home and twice away.


Enough with the basics. The fun part is that Toronto FC and their legions of rather awesome (but still quite self-loving) fans likely expected to walk over the opposition. After all, they are the big boys with high-priced talent. All the Whitecaps have, however, is Steve Nash's brother.

I was trying to come up with a dynamite analogy, comparing the three teams to the brothers on the show Home Improvement: TFC is Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), with clearly more talent than the other two; Vancouver is Brad (Zachary Ty Bryan), rugged, good looking (?), and oldest; and Montreal is Mark (Taran Noah Smith). He was weird, and even went goth for a bit, while the Impact are French.

TNS: Coming soon to Stade Saputo?

The only problem is that all three of their careers more or less plummeted and JTT even went gay, some say (not that there's anything wrong with that . . .) I am more hopeful for all of the Canadian teams in this tournament. Randy (TFC / Thomas) did go to Central America or something to do good deeds during the final season of the show (pursuing better acting gigs that never came) which might a good sign for TFC, as the winner of the Cup will play a Nicaraguan qualifier. But Zach Ty Bry simply disappeared after HI's run (he earned a soccer scholarship on the show, but that doesn't help for the purposes of this badly constructed metaphor), while Smith crashed and burned spectacularly, including a failed teenage marriage.


All this is to say that while TFC obviously has the better pedigree, the competition on the field has been closer. The first match was a tight 1-0 affair won by Toronto at Stade Saputo, followed by back to back 2-0 wins for Montreal against Vancouver. Most recently, Vancouver knocked off Toronto 1-0 at BMO Field, the first home loss of the year for Toronto. That match was full of all the diving, cheating, and complaining you'd expect from a Central American tilt, but Canadians Jim Brennan and Jeff Clarke were responsible for most of it.

The excellent Wikipedia page for the tournament will fill you in on the more prosaic details, like goal scorers, lineups, etc. With two big matches remaining, Montreal are in the driver's seat, and a Vancouver home victory next Wednesday would almost clinch the 7th straight title for l'Impact.

I'm in the 'anybody-but-TFC' crowd (I'm just jealous), and Vancouver would need to win huge next week to have any shot, so my support is fully behind the Impact, who play at BMO on July 22nd to end the tournament.

Don't miss any of the action. It's been great so far!

You might be wondering why I have chosen not to use the official name for the tourney, the Nutrilite Canadian Championship. Nutrilite doesn't seem all that bad; they're a vitamin company (healthy!) and they have Ronaldinho, the second-most horse-faced player in Spain (can you guess #1?), as a pitch man. But it turns out Nutrilite is owned by Amway, a company between Mormons and JWs on the annoyance scale.

Ronaldinho wearing the ever popular all-green strip of Team Nutrilite.

More importantly, the Voyageurs Cup is an important fan-supported tradition that has come a long way in the last half-decade, and deserves continued recognition. The winner of the Canadian Championship will be awarded the cup, and hopefully will be proud to call themselves Voyageurs Cup Champions.