In what is the surest possible sign that you can't win playing Canadians**, DC United, the league's worst team, have piled up more minutes played by Canadian players than the Eastern Conference's second-worst side, and the most-Canadian Canadian team, Toronto FC.
Here's a quick snapshot (league matches only):
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Surprisingly, Kyle Porter has the most minutes of any Canadian in MLS apart from Patrice Bernier (1824) and Will Johnson (1800).
As mentioned above, Toronto has allotted a greater portion of its minutes to Canadian players (16.1%) than both Montreal (10.3%) and Vancouver (6.1%). Of which, more here.
Keep on enjoying your summer.
** Am I being facetious? Probably.